panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

(via modestambiguity)

horrorgrafia:

☺

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

MY parents were arguing in the kitchen so I went downstairs to see what was going on but all I got is my mom saying over and over again “You cant buy pluto!” and my dad ranting “who’s gonna fuckin stop me??”

(via batmansinthetardis)

“VIVA LA PLUTO”
— Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)

(via zackisontumblr)

dapenguinninja:

"no one man should have all that power"

(via tyleroakley)

makethemoney:

Cashier - “Can I get your email to sign up for our rewards program?”

Me - “hopoff@gmail.com”

(via christianmingle)

  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via modestambiguity)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(via floresc3nt)